Wow. Look at this....just look at it! Oh and look at you! Another year in...another you! I know on Christmas we got into the muddy waters, but this time....I'm going to pull up the anchor and we can sail into the new year for new...us...es....us? New shit ok, that better? New Better Shit.
Now how many of the kid's in the classroom believed that? New year new me? Fuck that, I'm just degrading if anything....I never found the idea of shedding my skin like snake or some insect to become a new me every molting season appealing. But hey if that gets you the right sensations of moisture, by all means.
Na, I'm doing new year so fucking what. It just means more shit will offend the world, they will come up with some new ways to use the newspaper on your noses like lapdogs, all the while twisting the dildo they call free speech and democracy.
Ok Ok, I don't feel just like that....but it works to paint a picture. I do think we are in for some more political bukake strait from the hot sauce bottle though. No surprise new year....same shit....all over us.
See I stand with you...but I brought an umbrella. The no fucks umbrella, join the club. Live happy, *even i can't say this with a strait face* be free to do as you please....unless of course your an adult, sorry young adult who has an addition to nicotine, or wants something to put your....herbs in....then well FUCK YOU.
Not even going into that...these changes are fucking laughable to me. Three legged horse government policy trying to escape the glue factor shit right here. Classic shit eating.....but at least you get to eat the shit off the nice china if your on their side. Now I forgot where I am and what this is about...must be all those cigarettes I smoked when I was twenty....
Anyways, new year new you folks....anytime. Don't rely on some bullshit time change on the calendar to dictate changes....you got life for that, and it doesn't follow any fucking calendar.
Na, I'm doing new year so fucking what. It just means more shit will offend the world, they will come up with some new ways to use the newspaper on your noses like lapdogs, all the while twisting the dildo they call free speech and democracy.
Ok Ok, I don't feel just like that....but it works to paint a picture. I do think we are in for some more political bukake strait from the hot sauce bottle though. No surprise new year....same shit....all over us.
See I stand with you...but I brought an umbrella. The no fucks umbrella, join the club. Live happy, *even i can't say this with a strait face* be free to do as you please....unless of course your an adult, sorry young adult who has an addition to nicotine, or wants something to put your....herbs in....then well FUCK YOU.
Not even going into that...these changes are fucking laughable to me. Three legged horse government policy trying to escape the glue factor shit right here. Classic shit eating.....but at least you get to eat the shit off the nice china if your on their side. Now I forgot where I am and what this is about...must be all those cigarettes I smoked when I was twenty....
Anyways, new year new you folks....anytime. Don't rely on some bullshit time change on the calendar to dictate changes....you got life for that, and it doesn't follow any fucking calendar.
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