I have probably said it like three hundred times.....and I'm on some big media kick...and shit...movies..books...comics..TV..bash smash and bash fuck em...chew em up....shit it all out....then you get.....Dc Universe online!
No no....not fully anyways. I just keep floating back and forth..being bored in life...probably depressed....not happy not sad...just kind grey and lazy. I bet that's the entire idea....being in some lull so I cant pull the rug out from under all these hack artist out here ruining everyone's new best memories.
To narrow it down here....ok lets hit some easy stuff. One here, comics....too much to say here...been said I'm sure but maybe years ago. I look at em or I look at these guys that were big time before....like when I was a kid...that's about three lifetimes ago now...but anyways. I look at them do the same shit....draw the same shit...same story, rinse repeat...listen to all the sheep bleet. This is common....not so wrong of course...ok.
What gripes me is...just how fast you see these guys work. Like super fast composition shit is good to go...one hour....three thousand dollar commission......then yet...these guys *looking at you Jim Lee* can't do a full story to save their lives. Never learned did you guys. Don't think I forgot about guys like Todd Mcfarlane....who recently said he would be drawing spawn again....I was under the same thirty year ago fan child mindset....and though oh my god! Yes!
But. That was a lie. Good job Todd. He should have took some time to write up a year of Spawn....tell noone....then draw the full year....well at least get the breakdowns done....then make a fucking fortune....and the story? People would say it would suck..but you know what? By comparison anymore.....Todd Is by far not that bad. These guys write man child stories but then cant find the artist to turn shitty thought to reality anymore....unless you go to Brazil.....Prove me wrong there.
Ok bashed some comic guys...not Rob Liefeld for once! Next? Games? Oh that's an entire fucking essay in and of itself. Books? I don't read em much now. I used to read Ra Salvatore...but then....he kinda sold out. Wotc cut his balls off....made him to some bitch work....you know mob the floor and shit....do as told. I couldn't do it....but hey I don't get paid to do this shit anyways....That was bad granted....but then he had his own universe!
His own shit! Yes! Was it good? Yes. Yes it was, pig. I mean....friend. I read a few arcs....they were old school Ra, and impressive. I move into a new set...super hype is set in...advertised now....gets your blood flowing! First two parts...great! yes! Third...should be final....erm...we need a forth one....um yeah....and like...ok so I can abide this I thought...still good! Then comes the turds. Turds so bad they ignite in flame as they come out of your ass.
Once again the faith of a loyal fan shattered. Maybe he just lost it...maybe he really felt that was the story to write. Can you do better you ask me? No. Why would I...then I would be rich and famous and not here....buncha cunt questions I tell ya. Even unasked I know they are out there...smelling like tuna and onions. Keep your questions for someone who doesen't give a fuck people.
Damn...that's only two things. Shit. I really have been on a nostalgic tirade of late...magazines....videos....shit. I got so many things I miss but I know are irrelevant now....like love, happiness, sobriety. I think I need to cut this short like some LGBT or does that have a q in it? Rep so I can come back to it later and make more splashes than Ellen when she jumps on Rosy Odonells couch. (Fuck Yall, Ellen and Rosy)
Well damn. I guess some of my pc is adding a p again people. I need to feel it...someone has to....I'm tired of me too and him too and zim zum soap scum shit.
Tired of this shit on my interwebs.....
RSS Feed
