So I got in my email some digital backups of his old photo albums....some real chronicles of past sins there....not in that way...not like you cut up a hooker with a bone saw while wearing a robe with a top hat on. I guess it just lets you see the past....all the folks, the women...the times!
I see it was pretty fun...the music...the beer, you got some shots of the side of the hood apartments with the weed, next shot your out with some fit and fine women....bud heavy in hand. These may as well be days and confused shit today. Oh and if this is boring you....then you obviously have a beard and a little beanie you wear in the summer. Maybe a bunch of mismatched tattoos? Glasses....cosmetic of course...but hey we all know you are Super man.
Besides all this though, it just goes to show me things do streamline, and I suppose improve? Its the age old saying and it true....we all pretty much become out parents at some point in life. Or you don't cause your gay *not bashing here* your a serial killer, cuttin bitches up with a chainsaw and a Nixon mask, giant dildo sticking out of your pants.....to somehow make for that micro penis.....that ensured you were the apple that fell far from the tree....maybe you turn into a woman...then...I don't know....you could um....be like the um.....or you Turn into a man...then.....wait..
Ok so, if all is normal, you probably find a place to settle and have a life is what I am saying here. Then you bitch and complain about the same shit, kids, loud noise, your team losing, as your Dad would. You probably cook similar to your mom, and have a lot of her mannerism's in house keeping. All this after you said "I ain't gonna be like them fuckers, Ima be somebody!"
Well, yes little Jimmy.....you really are....somebody. If somebody being a crack head that gets his ass pounded out for rag weed and Ajax cleaner.....yeah man! Your a winner! Just an example there.....I'd a million times rather be my fathers son that have to be a rebel that find's he really had no cause.....no direction even if to make a living.
When your a kid it's great the world hasn't got to put its fist in your ass yet. And I can look back at those pictures and be fond and all happy and reminiscent and shit....but also I can look and say...man look at those dumb ass kids....and be glad I evolved into somewhat a more rounded adult.
Yes ok I'm kinda fat now. There haha nice joke off that one right? Oh and you know the sex can be way better now too....all crazy, hanging from the chandelier and jumping off dressers and shit....that's cool.....so I guess its worth it.
Oh and fuck Peter Pan. I always wanted to grow up, because it keeps you safe from Jacko and bubbles....well Jacko....but bubbles would be kinda strong...but....you have a gun now!
*Falls Asleep in recliner*