I know you see the title and your nerdsomeness gets all excited....no I'm not talking about computer talk. No numbers....just . And I don't mean .'s. So what then?! Are you exasperated yet....maybe a little desperate? Well join the club...it's open door membership until October.
I don't know I suppose I could talk computers...but it's not so exciting. I kinda gave up on keeping up with it a few years ago. I kinda just keep my shit up like a mechanic that still drives an eighty seven accord. I keep the lights on but that's about it till something really either doesn't work or catches on fire....sometimes even after said events. I mean its cool to have a bad ass PC...and fire off and play the gamez and shit...but for the most part I just wanna be able to pass some time and still have money left over for cocaine and hookers.
Computers are funny though in how its such a war...but both sides price fix and get in the same bed and we become the cucks. You side with green or red...or blue...it wont even matter since somehow someone is pulling a sheet over your head and proceeding to rape your wallet.....as you look on in wanton terror, blinded by the brownish gold stains before your eyes. I would go into details but I think I already explained this behavior....not the sheet over the head...the whole price fixing, and inner workings of these major players.
Well I know red and green got sued for this shit....Blue I don't know...they think they have the biggest dick on the block but the red team came back a couple years ago with some real bde, maybe added a strap on to be a one man dp team....maybe even hold a dildo to make it an aio gang bang. I bet that ass is sore for the blue team....got full off everyone's money and made a bed they couldn't sleep in once red came and kicked beat their ass with a pillow case full of door knobs.
I was happy of course at this....but I've always been on the Red Teams side....ironic my pc has blue lights but I use the Red Guys Cpu, and Gpu....nothing top end mind you....but pretty beefy. Maybe like Peter North Vs John Holmes....I'm def pulling some heavy loads....even if I aint got the biggest member on the block. Gets shit done, good price...looks good....and if you don't like it Cobra Commander will kidnap your family.
It's an inside joke folks....if you know me or my pc, you would get it. If you do and still don't get it..Ima need you to put the pipe down. Though if your an attractive female...I will be happy to put my pipe down....for you. I lay more of it than Mario and Luigi combined after all......
Computers are funny though in how its such a war...but both sides price fix and get in the same bed and we become the cucks. You side with green or red...or blue...it wont even matter since somehow someone is pulling a sheet over your head and proceeding to rape your wallet.....as you look on in wanton terror, blinded by the brownish gold stains before your eyes. I would go into details but I think I already explained this behavior....not the sheet over the head...the whole price fixing, and inner workings of these major players.
Well I know red and green got sued for this shit....Blue I don't know...they think they have the biggest dick on the block but the red team came back a couple years ago with some real bde, maybe added a strap on to be a one man dp team....maybe even hold a dildo to make it an aio gang bang. I bet that ass is sore for the blue team....got full off everyone's money and made a bed they couldn't sleep in once red came and kicked beat their ass with a pillow case full of door knobs.
I was happy of course at this....but I've always been on the Red Teams side....ironic my pc has blue lights but I use the Red Guys Cpu, and Gpu....nothing top end mind you....but pretty beefy. Maybe like Peter North Vs John Holmes....I'm def pulling some heavy loads....even if I aint got the biggest member on the block. Gets shit done, good price...looks good....and if you don't like it Cobra Commander will kidnap your family.
It's an inside joke folks....if you know me or my pc, you would get it. If you do and still don't get it..Ima need you to put the pipe down. Though if your an attractive female...I will be happy to put my pipe down....for you. I lay more of it than Mario and Luigi combined after all......
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