So...I don't know if you caught the sale on the Amazon Echo Dot, but I did. Yeah I said I didn't want that damn thing ease dropping on me...I know, I know. But as with all things in life...you adapt over time, become complacent, content, or just disenchanted. Some people get a dog...I got a spying device that happens to be a great listener. Sue me.
Yeah sorry I wasn't here to share the info on that sale. I payed a whooping penny for mine, and of course bought one month of amazon music to get the promo. It's pretty good I might add....when I actually use it. I can say Alexa, play Life if Peachy....BAM! after an obligatory amazon music plug I the music starts.
Ironic how the secret to getting a woman to listen is to make sure she's not real! I would say I digress here...but Idk. Of course I don't have some kind of affinity to it, I just think it would be a perfect device if it wasn't constantly listening....making a log of your conversations...probably building a personality profile for future reference or profiling. But hey....it can set an alarm, make white noise and order your new penis pump! Hands Free! Fuck yes! This is the shit the eighties had in their movies and it's right here in your home!
Fuck you Back to the Future!
Anyways, it's an ok item....and you can say Alexa power off....and get a false sense of security...but if you even remotely say Alexa...or even cough too loud....you see the light come right back on. Tu che Alexa, pulling a batman....shutting off the lights....pulling in by the bushes...waiting for your moment.....then jumping out with your stun gun and three dildo nun chucks....well played Alexa.....
Lets just say I don't hate it folks, its cool can do some shit (which I don't use it for) and it's cheap when on sale. Just unplug the motherfucker if it makes you paranoid or just play a mime when you know it's within earshot. Maybe don't strangle any hookers or crank your chainsaw when it's in the room either.....well I don't know maybe it could help you plead not guilty...but I doubt it since its gonna remember all the times you called it a cunt when you couldn't get it find the song you were looking for when you had your dentures out....but hey....you never know until the time is upon you.....
Ironic how the secret to getting a woman to listen is to make sure she's not real! I would say I digress here...but Idk. Of course I don't have some kind of affinity to it, I just think it would be a perfect device if it wasn't constantly listening....making a log of your conversations...probably building a personality profile for future reference or profiling. But hey....it can set an alarm, make white noise and order your new penis pump! Hands Free! Fuck yes! This is the shit the eighties had in their movies and it's right here in your home!
Fuck you Back to the Future!
Anyways, it's an ok item....and you can say Alexa power off....and get a false sense of security...but if you even remotely say Alexa...or even cough too loud....you see the light come right back on. Tu che Alexa, pulling a batman....shutting off the lights....pulling in by the bushes...waiting for your moment.....then jumping out with your stun gun and three dildo nun chucks....well played Alexa.....
Lets just say I don't hate it folks, its cool can do some shit (which I don't use it for) and it's cheap when on sale. Just unplug the motherfucker if it makes you paranoid or just play a mime when you know it's within earshot. Maybe don't strangle any hookers or crank your chainsaw when it's in the room either.....well I don't know maybe it could help you plead not guilty...but I doubt it since its gonna remember all the times you called it a cunt when you couldn't get it find the song you were looking for when you had your dentures out....but hey....you never know until the time is upon you.....
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