Is this title already in use? I mean, I guess you could reuse one from way back, hell movies reboot all the fucking time. I could like reboot this blog? Redux of my old shit....I bet you wouldn't even know the difference. I would "LOL" there in a text. Maybe even use the emoji since I give less than a fuck about saying it....yeah less than one of them bad three second, I though he had a delayed, prolonged performance condom ones.
It does sound good though. I could so do it, then drop the old shit and be like man I was always this "Proper" and shit. Though for all I am, I do believe in leaving old shit, shitty and showing growth. In more than my pants, which my days of could be getting numbered on....unless you got a blue pill, but I probably get the red one and wake up to the reality that you just aren't....that into me....or was it the other way around.
Ok so let's talk here. I got one loaded for ya, so go ahead and stick this shit in your mouth. How about the folks you know.....or you want to, or associates of friends, that you add or that add you on the Blue app. Then, same said fuckers, remove you in a week, month or after you make some thinly veiled comment about their.....extra curricular activities.
I get that shit, I don't remove anyone personally, and don't have an assistant to do it either mind you. But. Big Butt here, which I do like, send me some pics :D I get the I added him, now I remove him in a week....two months later I read him shit. Or I remove him and smile and hug him when I see him shit. Tha Fuck. You just wanted me off to keep me low key? Shit I'm fucking Batman out here bitch. I got no fucks to give but damn, stop adding dropping and side stepping me, shit makes me feel like we got kid's together.
Oh, and I know I use the......too much. The (.....) is my Shatner pause, in case you haven't been here over the past....what ten fucking years? Maybe I should remove your ass from my Instagram or something. Maybe snap you some cool getting out the shower videos, then bam remove you for looking at em! Yeah that'll fix your ass up! You fuckers. But still feel free to keep sending them videos.
No I'm lying. Just send em to begin with! I need some fire for this ammunition to go off. WOMOD indeed. Just you see, this is what they were looking for! Hidden for so long....in my pants! It's so powerful it violates the Geneva convention and at least thirty other ordinances! So when your girl goes out on a mystery errand and comes back acting like the Joker...well you know what cup she been sippin out of. *insert smiley*
Oh but I don't take returns. Scratch and dent, section eight?
Naw mane, I didn't make the bitch sick....musta been something she ate :)
Ok so let's talk here. I got one loaded for ya, so go ahead and stick this shit in your mouth. How about the folks you know.....or you want to, or associates of friends, that you add or that add you on the Blue app. Then, same said fuckers, remove you in a week, month or after you make some thinly veiled comment about their.....extra curricular activities.
I get that shit, I don't remove anyone personally, and don't have an assistant to do it either mind you. But. Big Butt here, which I do like, send me some pics :D I get the I added him, now I remove him in a week....two months later I read him shit. Or I remove him and smile and hug him when I see him shit. Tha Fuck. You just wanted me off to keep me low key? Shit I'm fucking Batman out here bitch. I got no fucks to give but damn, stop adding dropping and side stepping me, shit makes me feel like we got kid's together.
Oh, and I know I use the......too much. The (.....) is my Shatner pause, in case you haven't been here over the past....what ten fucking years? Maybe I should remove your ass from my Instagram or something. Maybe snap you some cool getting out the shower videos, then bam remove you for looking at em! Yeah that'll fix your ass up! You fuckers. But still feel free to keep sending them videos.
No I'm lying. Just send em to begin with! I need some fire for this ammunition to go off. WOMOD indeed. Just you see, this is what they were looking for! Hidden for so long....in my pants! It's so powerful it violates the Geneva convention and at least thirty other ordinances! So when your girl goes out on a mystery errand and comes back acting like the Joker...well you know what cup she been sippin out of. *insert smiley*
Oh but I don't take returns. Scratch and dent, section eight?
Naw mane, I didn't make the bitch sick....musta been something she ate :)
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