How about we just gon on and find a better subject one I probably hit before,
much like most of us are doing our loved ones right about now with this whole
Ah that's better eh? Now you know? Seen her naked? Yeah probably. It's all good. Why did I take a time out from global pandemic to say that? Why the fuck not? I mean...lets check some facts here....my opinions here are indeed facts. So no need to argue....you do that enough with the mirror when you think no one is watching.
Ok so she acts like a drag queen when in character. Ever date a millennial female? She was just ahead of her time. Shes old? She still looks good in make up and has better breast than women forty years younger than she is, so try again.
She looks kinda funny without the make up. Yeah, ok you got me here....but......TURN OFF THE FUCKING LIGHTS. That's how you cope now isn't it?
She wears a wig to get into character!
Ok so do most of the women I end up taking home...it comes off, and she has red hair! Bonus points there folks.
I wont claim to be an expert on Elvira or Cassandra Peterson...but I will say I wouldn't turn down turn that old lady upside down, with make up, without make up, in a car, a bar, on a train, in the rain.....even without the cocaine.
Just thought I would throw that out there....and if you know her....you know....I am technically a younger man, and not even in a creepy way....and Ill buy ya a beer and some hamburgers if you let her know I said Pull up.
Thanks in advance, your the greatest =)