I know Ive talked about a lot of stuff and nostalgia and shit on here. So let's go with something a little more modern. Well, what passes for me and modern is probably nineteen ninety seven but still. So I'm just sitting here watching some YouTube...trying to catch up on stuff to bitch about...and I fire up some random videos.....
Then it hit me like a ton of shit covered bricks....how in the FUCK do all these assholes on YouTube get all this money? I mean its a million of em out there....and they always show shit that cost thousands of dollars. They have two thousands views, and three hundred subscribers....and yet they are showing off shit like boxes from amazon that cost five hundred, or twenty six broken consoles they wanna fix that cost four g's....they crack open CGC comics, which if you don't know make them more valuable..but the process cost a ton.
They do this yet I don't know who the fuck they are, they have shit that's utterly insane priced, they do shit that's ridiculous, and this is even without followers. Maybe they have rich parents...maybe they have a lot of success in life...I don't know, don't fucking care. What is it you say? Haters gonna hate? Hell yeah I am. Just cause they got stuff they wanna be showing that shit! Well fuck em. I had the idea for this same shit back in the early part of YouTube....did I do it? Well fuck no. Why? Cause I have a job, I have a small modicum of hard earned success too.
I mean if I had known I could just show off stuff everyone said was just for kids on YouTube and make a million id have been there. Id have been there in a Darth fucking Vader mask and bikini briefs, fuck you mean. It's just unreal how easy it's become especially if you have any fame to make money just doing shit. I wish I could put a camera on while I sit here muttering and writing and make some goddamn money. Monetize me ffs! Patreon me! Shit I wish I had a talent that's more than just a penchant for the mundane.
So maybe I'm just hating...but for real....im wondering where this shit came from? Little Tommy Fuck face is on YouTube showing off his copy of ASM 300 (if you don't know what it is....google it) and he cracks the case and sends it to get pressed/regraded. Im like who the fuck has money to do this shit??! Then there's Ron sonuvabitch and he has behind him every retro game system and title ever, including track games or whatever crazy shit it was in box from ebay that went for like forty thousand dollars. Yet Ron only have three hundred views....nice Ron! How much crack you have to sell on the playground for all that?!
I guess I have no faith in humanity what with shit heads like Pwty pie and ninja out here getting millions, saying worse shit that I do daily. Don't even get me started on fuck faces like doctor Disrespect trying to film in public bathrooms and shit...guess that glory hole cam didn't work out so well did it? Shit give anyone that works twelve hours a day a chance for free money for doing shit and I bet they don't go into the loo with your kids or scream antisemitic rhetoric to their audience.
Now just to take some of the flavor out of your hatorade...I do like some folks that stream..Davie504 is one cool motherfucker with a great channel, Lambchopper 678 fucking kills shit on his Chanel too. There's others like the guy over at comic tropes that does a great job explaining stuff in a tasteful environment. I like these guys due to innovation, quality of their channels, they don't get on the hatedar like ninety percent of the rest of these chesters on YouTube.
Also I would have mentioned the guy at comics explained....who is good, but has wayyyy too many ads and some rather annoying vocal frye issues at times. Sorry man, you are too hit or miss for me. Not saying I'm not but at least I don't give a fuck if I am, its like it or love it here, if not killing yourself is always an option.
Thanks for hearing the bullshit another day folks, maybe one day you can see me on YouTube being a kid bragging about shit only virgins and guys named Larry give a fuck about.
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