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Yeah So I got a couple books out now.  Mostly this blog stuff, but I know not everyone is so fine and articulate to scalp a hooker and wear her face while reading this.  So I put em out for those folks, and you too if you want to read these off the cuff all fancy and spell checked.  Yeah probably not but hey its worth a try right?

Also got Microsoft word…officially, cheap…one prop from work.  Been working on my fucking fiction more than my first major non fiction release which is coming…cumming…brimming I swear to it…of course you know this though…and then working one job full time.  Wait why am I telling you this?  Ah so you know I'm human?  Of course not, you know I don’t care they put lassie in the Chinese noodles and Garfield and that annoying mouse on a motorcycle in the Wushu pork.  Gives no Fucks.  I eat em up.  I love animals.

Dead ones, in my belly.  A lady ask hows my dog doing…so I sent back a pic of my plate full of Chinese food.  She called the cops.  Then I had to run, break three ribs and then have them removed to stop them from puncturing my lungs…but man is Saturday night a lot more fun now.  Oh?  Is he back on that good shit?   The ball is back? 

Na. 

But I want you to know this may be the end of the road…the counts on crack and he had a stroke so getting past this volume of five is gonna be a real exercise in measured rehabilitation.  While I in my compassion for all life  just suggest you give him a 50 caliber and suggest he play Russian roulette with Oscar the grouch.