I'm an experiment gone wrong. I know you shoulda flushed me down the toilet like a fucking failed abortion but it never would have worked. See I inched up like a worm on that cobra la dagger? Was that shit even a dagger....it was like some big as letter opener...or some kinda pig sticker. I mean put that fuckers eye out but good right?
Wait. Now where were we? was I just putting it out on you like my name was Vader? I haven't even got fucking started. I still write here so I know I still have what it takes. I want to be the next Howard Stern of the internet but I'm not going to make it. Im not funny or talented really. I tend to piss people off since I cant really not be me....fake or not. I may just be fucking Bizarro but you know Bizarro will strait fuck your ass up thirteen times worse than superman with a Batman cape on.
Yeah. I know I shouldn't admit shit here. But I'm abstinent again. By choice people. Well Ladies. If you wanna toss out some offers...the doors always open. Guys? I have a gun. That should tell you not to toss anything out unless your willing to enjoy the reciprocation of some bullets. Yeah. Anyways. I have a few projects....I wanna be the jack of most trades in entertainment before I drop dead or just fall off and watch tv. Say fuck it. Get fat and find a wife.
There it is, he said it. But wait. He is kinda fat....and I swear I saw him fucking some fat chick up north that one day. Ok you know I dont even have to add those lines to know, you know, I know, the doubt is real. And places like Vermont? They dont exist. I know. You may live there in which case I may believe....but if I aint there, its not on the agenda. And I didn't jump around subjects here....you just gotta pull a Bruce Willis and defeat the twelve monkeys that wrote this blog to figure it all out.
Yeah. I know I shouldn't admit shit here. But I'm abstinent again. By choice people. Well Ladies. If you wanna toss out some offers...the doors always open. Guys? I have a gun. That should tell you not to toss anything out unless your willing to enjoy the reciprocation of some bullets. Yeah. Anyways. I have a few projects....I wanna be the jack of most trades in entertainment before I drop dead or just fall off and watch tv. Say fuck it. Get fat and find a wife.
There it is, he said it. But wait. He is kinda fat....and I swear I saw him fucking some fat chick up north that one day. Ok you know I dont even have to add those lines to know, you know, I know, the doubt is real. And places like Vermont? They dont exist. I know. You may live there in which case I may believe....but if I aint there, its not on the agenda. And I didn't jump around subjects here....you just gotta pull a Bruce Willis and defeat the twelve monkeys that wrote this blog to figure it all out.
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