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Twelve Mookies

2/25/2017

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I'm an experiment gone wrong.  I know you shoulda flushed me down the toilet like a fucking failed abortion but it never would have worked.  See I inched up like a worm on that cobra la dagger?  Was that shit even a dagger....it was like some big as letter opener...or some kinda pig sticker.  I mean put that fuckers eye out but good right?
Wait.  Now where were we?  was I just putting it out on you like my name was Vader?  I haven't even got fucking started.  I still write here so I know I still have what it takes.  I want to be the next Howard Stern of the internet but I'm not going to make it.  Im not funny or talented really.  I tend to piss people off since I cant really not be me....fake or not.  I may just be fucking Bizarro but you know Bizarro will strait fuck your ass up thirteen times worse than superman with a Batman cape on.

Yeah.  I know I shouldn't admit shit here.  But I'm abstinent again.  By choice people.  Well Ladies.  If you wanna toss out some offers...the doors always open.  Guys?  I have a gun. That should tell you not to toss anything out unless your willing to enjoy the reciprocation of some bullets.  Yeah.  Anyways.  I have a few projects....I wanna be the jack of most trades in entertainment before I drop dead or just fall off and watch tv.  Say fuck it. Get fat and find a wife.  

There it is, he said it.  But wait.  He is kinda fat....and I swear I saw him fucking some fat chick up north that one day.  Ok you know I dont even have to add those lines to know, you know, I know, the doubt is real.  And places like Vermont?  They dont exist.  I know.  You may live there in which case I may believe....but if I aint there, its not on the agenda.  And I didn't jump around subjects here....you just gotta pull a Bruce Willis and defeat the twelve monkeys that wrote this blog to figure it all out.
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