I think I may have some stuck pixels or some kinda money shot juice on my monitor…..I don’t know if I ever mentioned it….it’s like…long? Wide? Not tall or thick? I suppose the opposite of my penis. Wait..not all…want to tell me what ya think *women only, all others will be beat or maimed*
Yeah I don’t know it’s a good monitor…but its like weird, like that small but wide bootie girl. Ive had some…I'm like its tight…the ass that is…well the…diameter? The glutinous maximus…w/e. But at the same time it kinda lacks the punch of an out right fucking juicy big bootie girl. I mean I can deal with it…I can commit to it…but can I stay faithful?
well I do have my TV…so that helps. It would be like having a tight ass prize wife…then you go off to your big bootie Sir Mixalot mistress and get the goods. Not saying the fries in the grease at home aren’t hot…cause you can still kill a guy with that shit…but still the other is like alien blood and will blow holes in five floors of your fucking building kill a ninja master, frame a guy with blade hands and still mutate the four turtles down in the sewer.
So I guess I will live with this shit, and my old mouse, mechanical kb…which Is good, I will say. Not the best but at least its doesn't feel like a worn out pussy. Speaking of which, what the fuck does a worn out pussy feel like? I wish they had that shit from like the outer limits to let me know…like you stick this thing on your head…whichever…..and then bam. You know. Then I could be like….”wtf Bitch??? You got a worn out pussy”.
Of course then would demand my money back. Then she says no. Then I cut her spine out and use it to floss my teeth. All nine of em. Fuck em. Fuck it…wait…where did that come from…I …..dont…know.
So till next time people. All people not just white people…or Latinos…or…Black? Is that gonna work? People. Just keep coming back to see when shit gets real…like herpes. That shits all too fucking real…just ask your sister.
well I do have my TV…so that helps. It would be like having a tight ass prize wife…then you go off to your big bootie Sir Mixalot mistress and get the goods. Not saying the fries in the grease at home aren’t hot…cause you can still kill a guy with that shit…but still the other is like alien blood and will blow holes in five floors of your fucking building kill a ninja master, frame a guy with blade hands and still mutate the four turtles down in the sewer.
So I guess I will live with this shit, and my old mouse, mechanical kb…which Is good, I will say. Not the best but at least its doesn't feel like a worn out pussy. Speaking of which, what the fuck does a worn out pussy feel like? I wish they had that shit from like the outer limits to let me know…like you stick this thing on your head…whichever…..and then bam. You know. Then I could be like….”wtf Bitch??? You got a worn out pussy”.
Of course then would demand my money back. Then she says no. Then I cut her spine out and use it to floss my teeth. All nine of em. Fuck em. Fuck it…wait…where did that come from…I …..dont…know.
So till next time people. All people not just white people…or Latinos…or…Black? Is that gonna work? People. Just keep coming back to see when shit gets real…like herpes. That shits all too fucking real…just ask your sister.
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