Chomping at the bit for some more? No? Well good because I dont come here for your opinions anyways. I mean maybe if you put in on the pot....or maybe if you didn't use so many you people references at funerals....wait....wrong place? Shit ok hold on let me rewind this eight track....
So with that slow mo ugliness out the way maybe we can get past this Stockholm abortion I am trying to pass off as a blog post in a life of the same lineage.....and just be...chill.
Wait..Chill?
you dont want that....no chill you say? yeah I feel ya, fuck that. I think that's for underachievers and the elderly. Probably poor people too.....wait..I'm poor? No, I'm just over extended....get it right people. I made bad decisions a through g and I just go through the motions everyday. I mean I'm like stroking it after a nut but you cant shoot anything.
Ok now...back on the task at hand....That's kinda why I dont want a vivisection erm vasectomy....i mean I wonder. I mean for real, what if it impairs my function? I mean like no peter north sessions of blasting em like ash from evil dead, or just not working like my name was leather face...
which I might add is why he hid his face...how the fuck could he overcome that? I mean that shit happened to me and I looked like a fucking mongoloid? Id get a chainsaw and hack up random meal ticket vacationers and vagabonds too...
Seriously though, Its what if. So you cant get em pregnant...what if they like remove your prostate too? I mean shit happens. What if they like attacked a tube wrong and you end up shitting out your dick? that turds way too big for your urethra sir...I'm sorry but its gonna hurt like hell. Fuck you Doc. I think ill take my chances with the pull out game or go in like the Dice man and just roll them bones fuck it. I did it for over twenty years and fuck it i'm good...so hey Its cool.
Ok that's enough of that...spiraling out of control like my name was Farley...I'm gonna just lay it down with this gas mask attacked the car exhaust and take a moment for ya. But like any nightmare I shall return.,.....and you've...been warned and shit...and um...yeah...*awkward Silence*
*Drops mic*
Remembers I dont have the receipt for it
*FUCK*
Wait..Chill?
you dont want that....no chill you say? yeah I feel ya, fuck that. I think that's for underachievers and the elderly. Probably poor people too.....wait..I'm poor? No, I'm just over extended....get it right people. I made bad decisions a through g and I just go through the motions everyday. I mean I'm like stroking it after a nut but you cant shoot anything.
Ok now...back on the task at hand....That's kinda why I dont want a vivisection erm vasectomy....i mean I wonder. I mean for real, what if it impairs my function? I mean like no peter north sessions of blasting em like ash from evil dead, or just not working like my name was leather face...
which I might add is why he hid his face...how the fuck could he overcome that? I mean that shit happened to me and I looked like a fucking mongoloid? Id get a chainsaw and hack up random meal ticket vacationers and vagabonds too...
Seriously though, Its what if. So you cant get em pregnant...what if they like remove your prostate too? I mean shit happens. What if they like attacked a tube wrong and you end up shitting out your dick? that turds way too big for your urethra sir...I'm sorry but its gonna hurt like hell. Fuck you Doc. I think ill take my chances with the pull out game or go in like the Dice man and just roll them bones fuck it. I did it for over twenty years and fuck it i'm good...so hey Its cool.
Ok that's enough of that...spiraling out of control like my name was Farley...I'm gonna just lay it down with this gas mask attacked the car exhaust and take a moment for ya. But like any nightmare I shall return.,.....and you've...been warned and shit...and um...yeah...*awkward Silence*
*Drops mic*
Remembers I dont have the receipt for it
*FUCK*
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