Anyways don't worry now you know I got this fresh and new for you like a trash can turkey and some toilet dressing with a side of ants and rotisserie flies.
I guess I'm trying to say like I always do....let it go for one day, dont harbor a grudge for that rent free motherfucker in your mind....don't worry about the child support man or that welfare check. Just worry about sitting down and being civil for once. Take a pill drink a beer....do what you need to do to get there, I wont judge you....today anyways. Now the police? Yeah they gon have a hard on like John Holmes for any shenanigans...but that's what the holidays are for right?
Also dont get caught up in all the black Friday hype....I mean we got cyber Monday....and shit cyber was always good when I was a kid. But you know orange is the new black so it must be better than cyber and Monday sucks? Shit you go to get that d grade TV...and I love things that have d in em...specially two...prefer three but that would be an f right? ah but I digress.
Don't let some shopping on a holiday ruin your bank day and life people. Fuck commercialism at its finest today, take a rest and enjoy your dog, cat family, Stockholm syndrome and all. Beside you know your ass gotta be up for work early as fuck to feed the machine the next day anyways.
As a wise man said...Life feeds on life, this is necessary.
If you dont know who said it....just google it...I mean that's the answer to what ails you...snake oil for the modern thinker! Its the cure all the end all....and I'm gonna go back to my peace now...I would say drop the mic but I dont have one....and beside I ain't fucking done yet. *insert your own smiley/emoticon here*