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Did I drink that?

10/31/2023

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So I got up today to pour myself a drink.  And ya know what?  The bottle was empty.
I mean I know I showed up to work pretty lit the other day but I thought, man I'm getting old.
Na, you drank 85% of that bottle buddy.  Didn’t get sucked or fucked but ya got drunk.  Like
Proper drunk, none of this I'm drunk shit from when you were twenty, this being oh about one forty.
So I drank it all up, talked much shit, then passed out about three am on a seven am wake up call.  But you want
To know the best drunk part?  Sleep anywhere.  Yeah, uncomfortable sleeping when others are awake? 

Get drunk.

Need covers but don’t have any? 

Get drunk. 

Fat bitch with acne tiddies?

Yes children, get drunk. 

See it fixes it all.

Now if you overdue it you will probably look forty at twenty five, but we all cant be perfect.  I mean you may toss some
Pills in there too, really make that shit hit harder than a jackhammer on your butt hole with a 10” dildo taped to it.

I will say I do not drink a lot anymore.  Really I don’t…but when I do I drink.  I get blitzed and try to recreate that youth.
Of course its not coming back.  Your back to monotony and sabotage in life, your back to reality faster than nutting with a stripper
When the cops pull back the curtain.  I mean its all good until your in jail.  Not like the big house, the little house but the prairie is full
Of barb wire and meth cookers.

Where was I going with this?  I don’t know, I'm half drunk.  If your reading this you probably are too.  I mean if I had kept a good body,
Made solid financial decisions and waited for marriage to have sex I probably wouldn’t be, but hey we cant all be perfect.
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