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New Yearz Jeer

12/31/2020

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Man was I hyped up to come on here and plop down another blog, I was just gonna push it out like that shit you have to take when you ate like three value meals at McDonald's, drank a cup of coffee and smoked three cigarettes. 
That was then (last night) this is now.....afternoon next day...So I guess my hype much like old person turds got kinda stuck...over baked...and now its just not coming out as easy as it should.  But I digress....its the new year!  New you...new me....new shit old shit...same shit don't matter....you know you aint gonna change but fuck it its ok...let's all play dress up and make nice! I mean it's never gonna be today again so live it up!

See what I did there?  I didn't even mention drugs, hookers, or anything to do with odd sex acts or any other kind of innuendo.  Well OK that old person thing could be considered such...but you'd really be stretching it..like them chicks you always "claim" to see me with or much like your....OK ok.  New us... almost forgot.  My bad...back on track....

So I ran out of gas there faster than your car when you were trying to dip out after you banged that fat chick *or guy for you ladies....lady men....whatever you are these days*  But hey least I showed up, with a big bow tied across me...the gift of me should never be taken for granted....It should probably taken back to the store....after you anally inserted it......but never for granted.

I wish I could say more about how bad 2020 was and how much shit I don't like and how wrong she did me...but in the end...2020 was about as expected, I'm always gonna keep it real but I am sorry it fucked so many people seriously, no jokes there.

2021 though that shits gonna be the band aid for this shit, its the safe word.......this was just a test run, gotta see how far you can stick it in before you really get to fucking.....


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