How many times we gotta hit this same damn pot hole. How many times we gonna smoke off the same pipe and get the same hepatitis x? If you forget history your doomed to repeat it right? No? Ah I forgot…you got to be able to read to learn history….wait no. Again I apologize….comprehend is a better word…or was that to many consonants for you Pat Sajak?
Yeah so I’m back to roast you like some kind of nuts over a fire at Christmas time. I don’t know why the fuck you would roasting some nuts…I mean really? What do you do put them in a fucking pan like some pop corn? Id rather have the fucking popcorn at this point…..oh so your gonna say roasted peanuts and shit? Or cashews? Oh we can tell your white now…I mean of course I like cashews….but still….no salt please…my bp cant take it. Or was that all the Viagra I been taking? I swear my dick looks like a fucking smurf…..
Wait….What was I saying?
Should I digress here? Should I go into a cancel culture dialect? Wait! I cant! Why? Cause I’m not fucking gay. Yeah, gay in the shitty happy you fucking suck kind of way. I mean you can be gay homosexual now and that’s….ok. But you can never be gay like this. I mean these fuckers make getting cancer look like a preferred way of life to what they are. Not became as they never were shit…they just are…. existing like a fly on a piece of shit…that someone else peed on…maybe threw up on it a couple times…cause they drank too much and then lifted the lid…were like oh man I don’t feel so good….and
BAM! There it is.
A huge fucking turd.
Gen z…. or whatever you call yourselves now, Perry Mason with a beard looking ass mothercukers. Just take Ricky Ricardo and give him some tattoos, make him blow animals at the zoo and dress in bums clothes too for good measure though. Yeah. I may like your women…. well no not really….but I can try to…hence the Viagra…hey it helps…..Generation X is like the leaning tower now and shit…we are what the baby boomers though we weren’t…that you new kids on the cock be.
Goddamn I feel like a winner. Thanks for destroying the world grandchildren. I knew it had to end one day…but fuck can’t it at least wait till I’m dead?
No?
Well fuck.
Wait….What was I saying?
Should I digress here? Should I go into a cancel culture dialect? Wait! I cant! Why? Cause I’m not fucking gay. Yeah, gay in the shitty happy you fucking suck kind of way. I mean you can be gay homosexual now and that’s….ok. But you can never be gay like this. I mean these fuckers make getting cancer look like a preferred way of life to what they are. Not became as they never were shit…they just are…. existing like a fly on a piece of shit…that someone else peed on…maybe threw up on it a couple times…cause they drank too much and then lifted the lid…were like oh man I don’t feel so good….and
BAM! There it is.
A huge fucking turd.
Gen z…. or whatever you call yourselves now, Perry Mason with a beard looking ass mothercukers. Just take Ricky Ricardo and give him some tattoos, make him blow animals at the zoo and dress in bums clothes too for good measure though. Yeah. I may like your women…. well no not really….but I can try to…hence the Viagra…hey it helps…..Generation X is like the leaning tower now and shit…we are what the baby boomers though we weren’t…that you new kids on the cock be.
Goddamn I feel like a winner. Thanks for destroying the world grandchildren. I knew it had to end one day…but fuck can’t it at least wait till I’m dead?
No?
Well fuck.
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