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2/27/2014

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Yeah so I got some work done...and I was like wow that was hard.  Hard like a prisoners dick in a house full of nuns.  Or harder than pee wee Hermans dick after a journey concert where they cover Jambi.  Yeah pretty hard year.  But past that, I'm sitting here minding my business, listening to some journey...kind of random not so much my style but it can have its moments, I'm looking for stuff online and see this headline on a YouTube url:
Fat belly big tits wide ass.

Of course, I am intrigued.  Not intrigued like finding out your date has a dick...but then My name isnt Doug or Tucker and I'm not down to be a dirty trailer park man fucker sorry man bitches.  Anyways, the video comes on and its living up to the title....and nothing looks bad seriously, like no cottage cheese and salad dressing going on, skins tight, big in the right spots....or so it would seem.  I know I have hit on this before, but seriously this is video....and you say fat belly...check, fat but tight...tolerable? Yes.  Big titts?  Yes very, look like theyd fall all over you like a boulder on wile coyote, nice?  check.  Wide ass?  Erm, not really?  Sorry doll, new word kids, and it was nice dont get me wrong but...not wide like some latina jennifer lopez selina kyle frank miller year one style...no.  Its alright not micro but not fat phat or fabulous.  It would be like buying that corvette with a dent in the bumper.  You can get by but your kind of let down by it.  Oh and you can feel free to send me a free plug for talking about your video here....well not a literal plug...but maybe some more revealing photos and a needle full of melted gold....I mean I am the Price Of Pervesia what else would I want in a syringe?
So with the mindless props for fat belly, big titts....some ass out of the way resume your regurlary scheduled suicide and schedule one substance spousal abuse......I wont tell anyone if you dont.
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