By now surely I have been forced to rewrite about half the refuse I refuse to flush over here. I have paid the fee for this site about thirty nine times, changed keyboard six and had one orgasm not contributed to illicit drug use in the frame of time i took you to read the last four syllables here.
No not really, but you know everyone loves those breakdowns you see now. If you aren't familiar....just look at that shit they had for Diablo 3...it had a break down of every minute hour item monster slain....ridiculous data collection and I'm not talking approximation exact numbers. I bet the know how many shits were taken by every gamer the first week of release during the down time too.
I mean the digital paper trail is out of fucking control...what ever happened to the legitimate I lost my keys paper trail? You tryin to hide it that you mad bro on your intimate personal encrypted key decipticon pez dispenser? Nice try but we checked there first. Your phone got some deleted naughty pictures of a fat girl and her twenty three cats?
Yeah we got those too, its like skynet and we talk to Arnold every night out. And he's naked. Waiting for you. He's gonna knock you out then suck your dick just to take pictures for out records to confirm you sir...are indeed....a homosexual.
With that said, and your imminent flushing of the digital toilet....just remember we got it all buried in the Himalayas so your still gay and we our teams still always win. So get your all seeing eye tattoo now and go on down to the other side and get "acquainted" with your new comrades. Well that or decide global meltdown in imminent and kill yourself. Hopefully though....not by the "hands" of said new comrades though.....
I mean the digital paper trail is out of fucking control...what ever happened to the legitimate I lost my keys paper trail? You tryin to hide it that you mad bro on your intimate personal encrypted key decipticon pez dispenser? Nice try but we checked there first. Your phone got some deleted naughty pictures of a fat girl and her twenty three cats?
Yeah we got those too, its like skynet and we talk to Arnold every night out. And he's naked. Waiting for you. He's gonna knock you out then suck your dick just to take pictures for out records to confirm you sir...are indeed....a homosexual.
With that said, and your imminent flushing of the digital toilet....just remember we got it all buried in the Himalayas so your still gay and we our teams still always win. So get your all seeing eye tattoo now and go on down to the other side and get "acquainted" with your new comrades. Well that or decide global meltdown in imminent and kill yourself. Hopefully though....not by the "hands" of said new comrades though.....
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