Well nearly two years in and I stopped reading like all the comics I lauded as being genius and creative....well if I did, though I forgot by now since Its either turrets Alzheimer's or schizophrenia, maybe all of em are making a tag team like the dream team to finally bring me to an end....
Ok, so I didn't end all of the comics....I said like all. Which of course means....almost all. I started picking up Superior Spiderman. Did I talk about it before? Maybe. But I bet I never spoiled it like you got fucked by Robin and sucked Nightwing off at the same time did I? Well get ready for some dp and alien porno and we aint talkin about anything staring George and Julia.
Ok, so near the end of amazing spider Doc Oc is basically like...in a wheel chair and all necrotic with an iron lung and shit after everyone kicked his fucking ass post Erik Larsen badass era. He's been getting jobbed out like the Brooklyn Brawler on his wedding night to Sid Vicious, but one thing he has outside of an original copy of deep throat is well he's a doctor....and an evil scientist.
So Like a boss...he swaps his mind with Peter Parker, while Spiderman is.....wait I didn't read that part, since like shooting your dog, cat, lover.....that you actually want to keep I just couldn't bring myself to do it. Not the shooting part,.....but the seeing Spiderman get lobotomized and shit part.
I was mad, people were mad. Writer Dan Slut...Slott...got death threats. People threatened death over the Green Latern Dan.....and you didn't foresee this over Spiderman?
Anyways....he stated Spiderman was a fictional character and that the threats weren't funny. I bet some of em weren't meant to be funny, and Spiderman is a fucking Icon BITCH, I mean...Dan. Mr. SLutt however writes superior Spiderman ok, I mean I read it. I see where it's going and it is acceptable.
Could I do better you ask? Like why am I talking shit about him? Im not really, he should respect the property as he calls it that feeds his family. Should be thanking fucking Spider man god for his good fortune getting to write his cockimany idea to begin with and have it work. So back to whats happened outside the whole dead Spiderman in an old bitch ass mans corpse thing. And I have been saying so a lot...like some old man trying to be assumptive or aloof or some shit...but I'm not Robert Downey or anything....I stopped sticking needles in my arms years ago and my iron man suit got confiscated at the border in 01.
Doc Oc as it turns out is a pretty smart guy.....as mentioned above of course, but he is doing shit Spiderman couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't. Guy has a quota of help...like the family guy everyone gets one shit? This of course far outshines peter's old days as Spiderman, assisted by robots and super science Doc Oc kicks the shit out folks and keeps tabs on the whole city at the same time.
He even gives up on Mary Jane since he knows there's no way to balance her and being Spiderman. Wait. Then he gets a midget girlfriend. Yeah what the fuck doc, I can tell your a fat nerd...or some old freak, I mean I hate midgets but I dont think I hate one so much Id fuck it....but maybe I would with someone elses body.....
Anyways, the new Spiderman is cocky and whups the shit out of people like I would if I was Spiderman minus the whiskey bottles and crowbar. He actually kills a couple of villains and gets the eye of the avengers on him...but subsequently passes their probing...no gay there, though I'm sure Dan was sad he couldn't fit that in there. Also Im laying off super spoiling it for you as I dont even have the heart.....
I may have my issues with Dan Slutt but the whole thing being done here is good, its a fresh take on Spiderman....without every issue being some epic must read or your fucked the next month fest.
Of course they do all work together progressing SpiderOc or whatever he would be called...OctoSpider?
Scary shit...gonna come out like skull nose Chutulu and bite your hemorrhoids while you try to take a shit...All in all I haven't said shit and spent a lot of words trying to say read the shit. Ignore the name on the writers page, and just look at the pretty pictures. Get it on your kindle or computer with comixolgy so you can avoid the tripe that occupies most comic stores....along with the embarrassment and self loathing the place no doubt exudes.
Though...I did see a hot chick in one before...I was like oh shit hi there and the bitch was like...insert bitch face here* And picked up her prescriptions and walked out.....Like that shit was some Oxycontin or something she looked so spacey you'd swear she was coming from Charlie Sheen's house...
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