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Seminal Healin

7/24/2014

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Seminal breathing exercise as you sext your ex ti tential ex perforated lab partner.  Yeah I know Ive been way too angry this time around...so lets cut this shit with some load of shit words I thought...and there you have it.  How about I start using the desperate cry for help space here?
Or was that just the words of a loser I make famous by using his line from a blog?  Well I know I said it...but this guy said it before after I got his girl friend off like my name was Johnny Cochran and she had a bloody glove. But Still.....if it works...steal it.  

That's right.  Fuck it.  Steal that shit, and if you make it big first who's gonna know/care/remember the name of some newspaper blanket bum that probably sucks dick downtown for a bottle of Pabst.  Hey you got the visual on it I didn't I just say the mean stuff you know is a true part of your blood an butter.  I'm not so evil as you think because I seriously dont take a time out to do the Skeletor laugh and ponder all menacingly.  Id rather find someone interesting to talk to or just take a nap. 

Maybe have a nice mixed drink and a lap dance where the stripper likes my hard on.  Those are a few good things in life for being a man....or if your Chaz Bono...Kind of?  I mean I ask people how you get a dick if your a woman...and they try to explain some Frankenstein shit...I'm like fuck that just get a detachable penis....and the laugh.  I'm serious....why the fuck wouldn't you?  So you can have a non functional and ugly would be sex organ?  Why not get some real skin type shit whipped up for you and just click that bitch on like a button. 

Then when done you just put on the normal unit you use to pee or whatever....think of it like a better version of the drug test dick you can get.  
But I digress I'm sure that's too easy for women turned men...cause once a woman always a woman....that dick doesn't change your mind ladies....not even the beard can come close to that.  I would say I wouldn't talk to you now but I'm sure if you went so far as to have one attached in your pursuit of some dick...I never had a dog in that race....thankfully...and if I was fated to? 

I'm glad I hate dogs and that I ran that one over on my way to the bar before you decided to beard out and bolt on like Dick Rambones cock ring tambourine....yeah so I dont have a strong finish here...but who could with the content involved?

I mean if your a man..your a fag and if your a woman....well your fucked........
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