You want to be saved? Maybe go to church? I mean shit its Thursday right? No? Probably Sunday? Maybe its the Armenian genocide all over again? Move over Obama when I am president I will recognize this. Yeah I will fuck you Serj and Tom.
I do that shit without politically charged half assed rock stars coming up to give me a reach around and saying please do the right thing. Oh and if Obama already did this? Well I agreed with it so he agrees with me on it...and Thanks go out to Serj and Tom....great people philosophers and rockers there.
You may think I disagree with myself and the fundamental versions of life...and this keyboard is fucking killing me. Yeah hundred fucking dollars for it new less than one year ago and now I already need to bring out my old one I laid to rest like a picture of Kelly Osbourne naked I use when I run out of Viagra. Now where were we.....it doesn't matter. Thanks to Dwayne Johnson for saying that line 16000 times on Saturday night smack my bitch up down.
And if he doesn't like being thanked here? Well he can find a juicy dick turn it sideways and use it for a glass eye after Rob Halford gets back with it from the bath room.
You may think I disagree with myself and the fundamental versions of life...and this keyboard is fucking killing me. Yeah hundred fucking dollars for it new less than one year ago and now I already need to bring out my old one I laid to rest like a picture of Kelly Osbourne naked I use when I run out of Viagra. Now where were we.....it doesn't matter. Thanks to Dwayne Johnson for saying that line 16000 times on Saturday night smack my bitch up down.
And if he doesn't like being thanked here? Well he can find a juicy dick turn it sideways and use it for a glass eye after Rob Halford gets back with it from the bath room.
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