You ever see a picture like on face book or anywhere really and think...man that girl (boy if your a lady or mac) is really attractive? Then you see four more pics and your like....yeah Ok so they are photogenic on Mondays.
I do that shit and I'm like wow look at that non rocky horror picture show looking person there...only to be assailed by a picture of them with a strap on and bottle of Zima sticking out of every hole in the next shot. Talk about shell shock there, Shredder should have just hired them to kill the Ninja Turtles by popping a photo album under the door to their hideout.
Really though, I suppose I shouldd try to get something "positive" out of this, right? And what with me being the wise and giving person you have come to know me to be by now...you have been listening right? Omfg you havent? You cant read? I should bust your head and black all three of your eyes....maybe put ice cubes on your nipples and when they get real pointy curb stomp them....no no...I will go on with my thought here....I will give you this one....just one motherfucker...I know you can count....no no that was mean to.....lets skip ahead so we can get this like the mail man behind you.....
So I see all this imagery assailing me on FB and the net in general with all these fat people...I know I'm over weight atm...not too much...but still I could be doing a lot better, so I admit that fuck it. And I'm not bashing fat people...its good they are trying to be OK with it since well everyone is fucking fat. But that's the point I'm here to make.....they talk diet etc. and health and rules for control and shit, then you see some fascist redneck has put up all these fat is beautiful images right next to a big sign with the mom from honey boo boo and a people of Walmart issue of playboy. I'm like.....really> is this the next step in marketing? Processed food and laxatives.....like wilted flower titties and fake dicks...I just dont think this idea's gonna keep holding water.
Though of course, I am sure I am wrong since America comes here to read what I'm saying just so they can say fuck it and do the opposite.
Way to fuck it up America....and you know a lot of the old hodgepodge hindu or whatever the fuck those were religions said fat was beutiful way back like up-ten thousandd years ago...and look at them now....oh wait...join hands and find a gypsy.....cause thats the only way they can tell you where that equation is going to lead you...and I dont think its a warm wet place either.....think on it....shit on it...then put it back in your ass like easter eggs....cause tis the season to come crawling, and medicares gotya with a rascal and some methodone....while I got a clown mask and a barb wire cock ring.....so lets hit up some rock smith and make this motherfucker sing.
Really though, I suppose I shouldd try to get something "positive" out of this, right? And what with me being the wise and giving person you have come to know me to be by now...you have been listening right? Omfg you havent? You cant read? I should bust your head and black all three of your eyes....maybe put ice cubes on your nipples and when they get real pointy curb stomp them....no no...I will go on with my thought here....I will give you this one....just one motherfucker...I know you can count....no no that was mean to.....lets skip ahead so we can get this like the mail man behind you.....
So I see all this imagery assailing me on FB and the net in general with all these fat people...I know I'm over weight atm...not too much...but still I could be doing a lot better, so I admit that fuck it. And I'm not bashing fat people...its good they are trying to be OK with it since well everyone is fucking fat. But that's the point I'm here to make.....they talk diet etc. and health and rules for control and shit, then you see some fascist redneck has put up all these fat is beautiful images right next to a big sign with the mom from honey boo boo and a people of Walmart issue of playboy. I'm like.....really> is this the next step in marketing? Processed food and laxatives.....like wilted flower titties and fake dicks...I just dont think this idea's gonna keep holding water.
Though of course, I am sure I am wrong since America comes here to read what I'm saying just so they can say fuck it and do the opposite.
Way to fuck it up America....and you know a lot of the old hodgepodge hindu or whatever the fuck those were religions said fat was beutiful way back like up-ten thousandd years ago...and look at them now....oh wait...join hands and find a gypsy.....cause thats the only way they can tell you where that equation is going to lead you...and I dont think its a warm wet place either.....think on it....shit on it...then put it back in your ass like easter eggs....cause tis the season to come crawling, and medicares gotya with a rascal and some methodone....while I got a clown mask and a barb wire cock ring.....so lets hit up some rock smith and make this motherfucker sing.
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