So I know here I may have made some of you sensitive types all sad or a gasp...not just by my vocabulary or my involuntary movement toward any kind of sane or plausible content...well not in the last year or two anyways....but then you know I dont care and I know if your here you dont either...or more appropriately put...dont give a fuck shit duck dick or shit fuck care in the world here.
This is the spot to say fuck em...i forgot my best one liner but it's all good. Then have a beer and put the condom on backward so you always get the bitch pregnant.
Ok ok, so some subject matter....its late but hour cuts have come to work, no less sadness just less money. Which leads to more disaster than Freddie Mercury at a dick judging contest. Ok so I was looking at this picture and its some fat lady that did the omni diet....she was ok looking...youthful etc. could get a guy at a bar for sure....then it shows....forty one pounds later....dahn dahn dahn...
Ok. She looks nice shape wise for sure, nice legs etc. But her face? It looks like some kinda two face thing from Seinfeld....all snake oiled up and jacking off orangutangs in the dark and shit...wait...no wrong line insert serious face and thought balloons.....
She just looks like as she lost weight it kind of showed some wrinkles...Im like damn lady just keep some in your face head whatever...its kinda not becoming to look like your a handbag that's been shoved into the trunk a few many times over just looking like a renaissance painting...
I mean i guess its all nostalgic and shit since fat is the new thin and fucking is the new auto erotic asphyxiation...but like a play back of fat bottom girls with Simon Kell on keyboards.....Im out this hoe....and not in the Batman's rogues gallery Frankenstein black book handbag lady......since reverse blowjob's and anal candy aren't on my menu today...
Ok ok, so some subject matter....its late but hour cuts have come to work, no less sadness just less money. Which leads to more disaster than Freddie Mercury at a dick judging contest. Ok so I was looking at this picture and its some fat lady that did the omni diet....she was ok looking...youthful etc. could get a guy at a bar for sure....then it shows....forty one pounds later....dahn dahn dahn...
Ok. She looks nice shape wise for sure, nice legs etc. But her face? It looks like some kinda two face thing from Seinfeld....all snake oiled up and jacking off orangutangs in the dark and shit...wait...no wrong line insert serious face and thought balloons.....
She just looks like as she lost weight it kind of showed some wrinkles...Im like damn lady just keep some in your face head whatever...its kinda not becoming to look like your a handbag that's been shoved into the trunk a few many times over just looking like a renaissance painting...
I mean i guess its all nostalgic and shit since fat is the new thin and fucking is the new auto erotic asphyxiation...but like a play back of fat bottom girls with Simon Kell on keyboards.....Im out this hoe....and not in the Batman's rogues gallery Frankenstein black book handbag lady......since reverse blowjob's and anal candy aren't on my menu today...
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