How do you begin...with so I was, so did you ever...have you ever...what do you...Yeah I probably use a lot of that. And and. Yes I dont give a fuck about English people I'm a fucking American and you know what? America won over the English so we get to fuck their women and their language. I mean look what we did to tea. No milk and cookies with that shit, its ice cold and got lemons in it.
Aint no fucking lemons in England other than them clown cars they try to force on all the midgets.
Yeah end patriotic tirade. Enter butt butchery and getting thrown down stairs daily, maybe with a side of black eye syndrome, begin....life in the south. Driving by a trailer park and seeing a hot girl. Thinking man she's hot...too bad she has four kids and a husband in prison, but no worries for her, he dont like women anymore hes got a tatoo of barbded wire on his dick and he wants to play terry funk to your cactus jack when he catches you in bed with her.
Well I dont hang out in trailer parks.
True I said I wouldnt mind living in a trailer....minus the park of course. Maybe the one near the road with one bedroom and some boards on the windows...but thats about as far as I can go down that road.....I mean a trailer detracts criminals. Its a fucking trailer. What does a guy in a trailer with wasp nest and tall grass have you want to steal? Maybe som emeth.....ok I give you that one but that why its next to the raod. Also dont have a wife or kids in your trailer...since they never understand...see above.
I mean mine gets mad if I even drive by the trailer park...and I live across the street from some...I'm like hey Ive been in that one its not too bad...her reaction? Then why dont you go live in it! I'm like...damn calm down little Hitler its not like I said it was a Hebrew synagogue ffs.
Damn.
But, she is from up north...you know where cars fly and everyone is perfect? Like the people from logans run or some odd one off metrosexual Buck rodgers...where the women have strap ons and the men wear assless chaps. Hey I dont know Im not allowed out of the tri state area for some odd reason.....
This blog brought to you by a guy holding a sign saying live in a trailer save a house for section 8. And yes he has a beer bottle up his ass and something that looks like a bottle opener around his dick.
Yeah end patriotic tirade. Enter butt butchery and getting thrown down stairs daily, maybe with a side of black eye syndrome, begin....life in the south. Driving by a trailer park and seeing a hot girl. Thinking man she's hot...too bad she has four kids and a husband in prison, but no worries for her, he dont like women anymore hes got a tatoo of barbded wire on his dick and he wants to play terry funk to your cactus jack when he catches you in bed with her.
Well I dont hang out in trailer parks.
True I said I wouldnt mind living in a trailer....minus the park of course. Maybe the one near the road with one bedroom and some boards on the windows...but thats about as far as I can go down that road.....I mean a trailer detracts criminals. Its a fucking trailer. What does a guy in a trailer with wasp nest and tall grass have you want to steal? Maybe som emeth.....ok I give you that one but that why its next to the raod. Also dont have a wife or kids in your trailer...since they never understand...see above.
I mean mine gets mad if I even drive by the trailer park...and I live across the street from some...I'm like hey Ive been in that one its not too bad...her reaction? Then why dont you go live in it! I'm like...damn calm down little Hitler its not like I said it was a Hebrew synagogue ffs.
Damn.
But, she is from up north...you know where cars fly and everyone is perfect? Like the people from logans run or some odd one off metrosexual Buck rodgers...where the women have strap ons and the men wear assless chaps. Hey I dont know Im not allowed out of the tri state area for some odd reason.....
This blog brought to you by a guy holding a sign saying live in a trailer save a house for section 8. And yes he has a beer bottle up his ass and something that looks like a bottle opener around his dick.
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