So you caught the part where I said I was going to make a post. Yeah and you reek of stale cigarette smoke and the smell of cheap.....scotch. Me? No I reek of good scotch. Now I would say you can all blow me for dragging me out to do a post about nothing....but if you aint lettin a nip slip I aint gonna untuck and let you gives no fucks. Yeah. Its that kinda party and I left an imprint in the mashed potatoes, lets just say they are of the extra creamy variety now.
You know I cant tell you why I am here for every holiday since I think I progressively hate them more than the insurance company of the same name who spam the living fuck out of me online and in real life. Yes people....the internet is ninety nine percent fiction. I know big shock...but if you read it here, it is true.
So barring my hatred of all things good social and economically acceptable...go out and have a decent time....fuck your significant other or fuck it even a stranger. Who's gonna know if you dont put the shit up on tinder or what ever fucking site you go to make yourself feel popular. I mean I will...since I just have that insight...and Batman....he knows....and Superman can like see into your soul and stare at the gonorrhea, I cant say for Swamp Thing...I think he may be near sighted but if a plant was involved.....well lets just say you had a threesome if you knew it or not.
OK I worked a double last night and I dont get to get down on the dp train like you esteemed listeners so let me clock out go home. Next year...I promise less Ebola but more propaganda.
And I will not put on my mask and throw shit at you again like Marky Mark at the premier of the last Planet of the Apes movie. But I might grab a chainsaw and doctors mask when you go to the dentist.....be there...We dare you.
Wait...we? Who the fuck are we O_o?
So barring my hatred of all things good social and economically acceptable...go out and have a decent time....fuck your significant other or fuck it even a stranger. Who's gonna know if you dont put the shit up on tinder or what ever fucking site you go to make yourself feel popular. I mean I will...since I just have that insight...and Batman....he knows....and Superman can like see into your soul and stare at the gonorrhea, I cant say for Swamp Thing...I think he may be near sighted but if a plant was involved.....well lets just say you had a threesome if you knew it or not.
OK I worked a double last night and I dont get to get down on the dp train like you esteemed listeners so let me clock out go home. Next year...I promise less Ebola but more propaganda.
And I will not put on my mask and throw shit at you again like Marky Mark at the premier of the last Planet of the Apes movie. But I might grab a chainsaw and doctors mask when you go to the dentist.....be there...We dare you.
Wait...we? Who the fuck are we O_o?
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