Its time for a serious bender....a meta fucking uber life ender up in this bitch. You thought the rhythm and blues were over and Id never rhythm again? Well I cant rap so fuck you this is as close as you get. Maybe I say the same shit thirty times a week on here...maybe I shatter souls like I was a shoe selling serial killer with a rape record and a scalpel taped to the the inside of my thigh....to stick in your eye listen to that black hole of a heart stop plotting and planning as you die....wait.....
Scratch the record I dont want the FBI and IRS on my ass for being some maniac describing metal battery and murder.....no I was just throwing down some words that sound like cat after it goes splat and ends up in a fort worth pita sanctioned Chinese buffet kahuna style...or was it human style? Soy lent green makes you scream as they peel your cat and split your dick so you can look like an extra from Castlevania on NES two d pixels and pencils and all.
Yeah I know. None of this makes sense. But you have to understand how disjointed its been this year. Waiting, wondering trying and failing. Almost on "E" with the rants.....but Im working on it....like a broken record and super glued ass cheecks Im just holding out for a break....I think a year would work wonders or some google adsense pulling in some non sensical cash flow....but I wont do that here. Not to the three fans I have and probably thirty six hits by the secret service I get a day....dont want anyone to be subjected to the kind of sponsorship I would amass here.....
Yeah and who would it be? Anton Lavey and The ghost of Ted Bundy? Richard Ramirez with a tom jones affro? Or barry manilow on crystal meth? Yeah I dont know but as I siad Im going to keep shit real and eat the cost here like so many people need to with dicks.....makin them smiles look like mustaches with all those pubes stuck between their teeth. I dont say fuck em lightly, I say it heavy this shit is central and Im not selling out for once....Im back to roots...but got no bullets to shoot...or gun for that matter....seven mile and dial m for mcdonalds folks.
This blog brought to you by not selling out to the big G.....the one eveyrone with these interwebs worship...not the other. Now my other projects? They will certainly pertain and portend to sell my soul like this an episode of heman after the transformers landed Cybertron on Snake mountain and introduced Skeletor to chasin the dragon on steroids and domestic violence.
Yeah I know. None of this makes sense. But you have to understand how disjointed its been this year. Waiting, wondering trying and failing. Almost on "E" with the rants.....but Im working on it....like a broken record and super glued ass cheecks Im just holding out for a break....I think a year would work wonders or some google adsense pulling in some non sensical cash flow....but I wont do that here. Not to the three fans I have and probably thirty six hits by the secret service I get a day....dont want anyone to be subjected to the kind of sponsorship I would amass here.....
Yeah and who would it be? Anton Lavey and The ghost of Ted Bundy? Richard Ramirez with a tom jones affro? Or barry manilow on crystal meth? Yeah I dont know but as I siad Im going to keep shit real and eat the cost here like so many people need to with dicks.....makin them smiles look like mustaches with all those pubes stuck between their teeth. I dont say fuck em lightly, I say it heavy this shit is central and Im not selling out for once....Im back to roots...but got no bullets to shoot...or gun for that matter....seven mile and dial m for mcdonalds folks.
This blog brought to you by not selling out to the big G.....the one eveyrone with these interwebs worship...not the other. Now my other projects? They will certainly pertain and portend to sell my soul like this an episode of heman after the transformers landed Cybertron on Snake mountain and introduced Skeletor to chasin the dragon on steroids and domestic violence.
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