You ever hear or read that title that says....seeking like minded......yeah whatever. Well I wonder who would be my like minded partner in something creative? I mean hitler's dead...and so is Ted Bundy....so shit what am I going to do? Go get some lightning and shock btk back to life? Now your over here depressing me....and I dont have any music on...and its almost time to bed....but isnt that why when where and how I write?
When you shouldn't but you do...and the shit stinks but you cant be the shit smelling like roses.
That and you know potpourri fucking stinks normally. Yeah I said it, so does glade or whatever. I had one of those itty bitty plug ins for your car....I stuck it on a vent in my truck during winter, before I turned on the heater it was alright, new car smell in a twenty year old truck? Cool cool. Then it got cold so I turned on the heater....and my eyes nearly feel out in shock from the odoriferous lobotomy hitting my brain stem.
It was more than new car smell...its was like smelling brimstone and sour candy Satan. I suppose it was meant for a car....like the clown cars everyone drives with their thirty six children now and soccer moms cupping balls take to chasing guys down at the malls but hey I wouldn't know I have a truck and a compact car....no orders of protection or cape fear for me thank you.
So In closing heed my advice and watch out when you grab that nifty plug in smell good, it might just land you on the sequel to insidious or at least on an episode of bones with a big letter a in phosphor purple sticking out of your ass.....hey don't say I didn't try to warn you........
That and you know potpourri fucking stinks normally. Yeah I said it, so does glade or whatever. I had one of those itty bitty plug ins for your car....I stuck it on a vent in my truck during winter, before I turned on the heater it was alright, new car smell in a twenty year old truck? Cool cool. Then it got cold so I turned on the heater....and my eyes nearly feel out in shock from the odoriferous lobotomy hitting my brain stem.
It was more than new car smell...its was like smelling brimstone and sour candy Satan. I suppose it was meant for a car....like the clown cars everyone drives with their thirty six children now and soccer moms cupping balls take to chasing guys down at the malls but hey I wouldn't know I have a truck and a compact car....no orders of protection or cape fear for me thank you.
So In closing heed my advice and watch out when you grab that nifty plug in smell good, it might just land you on the sequel to insidious or at least on an episode of bones with a big letter a in phosphor purple sticking out of your ass.....hey don't say I didn't try to warn you........
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