Foot Strip

So my face is swollen like I just went on a date with Mike Tyson and I'm tired as fuck from all the penicillin and hydrophone cocktails I've had over the past two days but.......as always I came here just for you.  Maybe I should put my hand on your knee to make this a more personal experience?  Ah, don't call the police...I thought maybe you were a new reader and that would be an acceptable practice....but alas so is the fate of a great man.

Back to the subject at hand, unless you don't have hands...in which case I suppose at foot....but then wouldn't it kind of stink?  I had some more teeth pulled out....well cut and ripped out it fucking sucked worse than being Carl Perkins at the million man march.  Looks like I'm growing a second head and feels like it too...not a good head either now...cause two of the southern sided one might well have it benefits....but the mind would wander. 

Na I'm just here to complain some and get back in stride since Ive been gone for a while now...not enough to bitch about though many would digress.  
So how are you world...still here in the new year I see.  Still sucking, but not swalloweining I'm sure, your such a tease. 

Well is that tease?  If your blowing it...or did you put it to your lips and blow...then smack it?  Hmm I don't know, I think I've had too many blood thinners and not enough Vicodin, and if my significant others been reading this by now I'm sure I have experience the above by now....

Back to reality this is what shits about though, deviant sex and new ideas and thrilling changes.  Im gonna try to change this one up though, maybe wear a blue dress instead of red while I write this time...but thats yet to be seen...maybe something in neon green and purple...hmmm.