You ever just sit down and say fuck it I'm fed up. With everything? But your not suicidal...your doing OK, you just hate most things in life since you fucked up....bodies broke down like a super car you let sit in the rain for thirteen years, the woman's only there since you cant afford a real doll, in laws live with you since your stability being at best on the line everyday due to above mentions......is a thousand times above where they are. So that's my complaint for the day. This is the day to vent....admit....just wax on wax off...fuck it...
Oh yeah I say that same shit all the time but for fuck sake does it get through? You forget this shit week to week and I forget em as I write em. I do enjoy going back and seeing the witty retort though...the idea I had on x day when I wrote about why I hate flies in the soup or I talked about how it feels to cut the side of your dick when your using you razor to trim that under shaft hair....Yeah I went there. And yeah that shit bleed....bad. It also happens with the guard on...dont need a bald bull personally since that shit itches like mad and can become quite a kill joy...but still I trim the wild Chutulu dawn that comes up under the member cause my dicks not named Mario. I mean it is like a monkey wrench and I have thrown it up into some women's lives....who care? You liked it even as it pumped all that evil inside you....swole up your body and swallowed your sould...but I still dont get credited with having one...maybe....
Maybe its my dick. That's right its like ice tea said with body count............
I had this girl
She said she loved me,
Thought there was no one ever above me,
She wanted to marry
And have my child,
But evil dick
He had to get buck wild.
Took me out one night
Out with the freaks
If ever there was pussy, evil dick would seek.
My girl caught me skeezin' she said
I wasn't shit!
I said, 'it wasn't me, baby.
It was the muthafucka
Evil dick!'
All that Copyright Ice motherfucking Tea as far as I know...and fuck anyone else if it's theirs I dont get paid on this space so go on and print this blog out and shove it up your ass if you dont like it. Wont fit you say? Well Im sure you can find an oil drum to tape it on the side of to make it a little more accommodating you fucking gaper. Gayfer, whatever you want to be called since your brain got shit on like it was a malt shake and Ronald McDonald got over there with the koolaid mans dick and stirred it up.
Yeah thought it was dead didn't you?
Nope and its only getting stronger, so try it out if you gotta test page....but dont tell anyone I told ya...or sent ya...
This blog brought to you by the letter w. W people. Like WUG. Like WUFG. If you dont know what that means Google it, cause I ain't no fucking thesaurus.
Maybe its my dick. That's right its like ice tea said with body count............
I had this girl
She said she loved me,
Thought there was no one ever above me,
She wanted to marry
And have my child,
But evil dick
He had to get buck wild.
Took me out one night
Out with the freaks
If ever there was pussy, evil dick would seek.
My girl caught me skeezin' she said
I wasn't shit!
I said, 'it wasn't me, baby.
It was the muthafucka
Evil dick!'
All that Copyright Ice motherfucking Tea as far as I know...and fuck anyone else if it's theirs I dont get paid on this space so go on and print this blog out and shove it up your ass if you dont like it. Wont fit you say? Well Im sure you can find an oil drum to tape it on the side of to make it a little more accommodating you fucking gaper. Gayfer, whatever you want to be called since your brain got shit on like it was a malt shake and Ronald McDonald got over there with the koolaid mans dick and stirred it up.
Yeah thought it was dead didn't you?
Nope and its only getting stronger, so try it out if you gotta test page....but dont tell anyone I told ya...or sent ya...
This blog brought to you by the letter w. W people. Like WUG. Like WUFG. If you dont know what that means Google it, cause I ain't no fucking thesaurus.