The C Word

So I'm a cynic it seems. I know your probably getting back up off the floor right now because like me you were knocked out of your chair in shock on that one. But In looking on these here inter webs it seems maybe I have become a soft cynic? You know that just sounds nasty kinda like....aids infested SARS spreading glass eye chicken head. Soft....fucked up word to men, soft is OK if its my bed or chair or like a cookie, but not my cynical nature. So what if you are a cynic because its your thing?