I really should try to sharpen up some of the formal skills I could use to get a job witting...maybe I could do some reviews of things? Though it wouldn't be near as much fun being limited to nicety and moral fiber...I mean if something sucks so bad it would make a guy in a coma's ass clinch...you'd like to know wouldn't you?
I mean if it gave dead baby's cancer and hookers doctorate you should be warned....that's why I have this blog of course..its like my public service, and seeing as how it is public access I have been trimming the fat and some of the profanity...no I'm just running out of crusty remarks to make, or I forget them as I go....damn now I want to talk about skillets and turds....maybe throw in some cheese and make an omelet...and the bad part is I'm sure someone would still eat that shit...literally. There's a reality tv show I'm surprised they haven't made yet....who's shit is this...and who will eat it...like drop a turd make a dish win a prize if someone eats it. Hey it cant be worse than the eye canker's you keep watching on network TV. I dont watch any tv...being such a tragic figure I spend my money on mask, strangled hookers, chainsaw blades and weapon grade uranium condoms...so I dont have cable or sattelite though Im sure Im not missing much since every channel seems to play the same Csi reruns back to back and sideways. And from what I remember of Csi....is it me or is any city mentioned on that show like the worst place you could ever think to be? I mean in one week you see like thirty nine women and men get raped and sixty three old ladies and secretaries get strangled...youd swear it was a bachelor party at the Vatican, or lunch time in Mr. rogers neighborhood. So get fucked csi and fry up some corn and fudge america shits gonna be in style like its baskin robins in summer at fatcamp soon as the networks read this shit!
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