Checks your words at the door it's late again and hes back on the cocaine, well no probably more like back on the imitation cocaine since it's only for super rich people now. I mean even Charlie Sheen had to smoke rocks for fuck sake and he's pretty damned rich...though I could not tell you what ripple in the time space continuum allowed that to happen. It's kind of like Dracula accidentally biting Gilbert Godfrey....could you imagine that episode of true blood?
Maybe I'm boring you today but I feel like shit, which is happening more and more since fat America = flatulent America = chemical warfare and nuclear fallout. I would say I'm biting my nails hoping everyone likes this blog and all the others...like i gnawed the ends off of them in weekly anticipation of.....nothing, I don't anticipate anything but my bills at the start and end of the month and another shitty day at work. If you have some input save it or put a dollar in my hat cause kids cost these days and I'm trying to max mine out for the fat return Uncle SAM gives to those that reproduce...and you never know maybe one of my children will show a talent they can turn to good....help the world, not say fuck the world or die in a holocaust world.....but then again if they did wouldn't that be OK too? Then I'd know at least the apple didn't fall far....or that the same dog's been shitting in the yard or....what the fuck was that? Another attack of Alzheimer's I think....with that I'm out going to eat me some ice cream while I use my industrial vacuum penis extraction unit 4000...couldn't get the 5000 I'm lower middle class....but working on it *donate* Cough*
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