Tonight only on roadhouse.....no not really but you sure did drop some pie thinking roadhouse had a series. Well that or thinking that episode of family guy was back on, and haven't you noticed Im banging these blogs out like the fags over at Trion bang out gimpy Iranian dudes? That's an inside joke....well Im sure by this point no one will get it but hey it's worth the effort and a word is a word just as well as a turd is a candy bar laying on the bathroom sink at Walmart. Yes I have heard about people shitting in candy wrappers, though I have not seen it I whole heatedly do believe that shit....literally no pun intended is true.
Now who the fuck goes into a public restroom and says "Oh, a Snickers" and eats it? If you do you seriously need to stick your head in the oven right now. Now look what you have done you got me all sidetracked thinking about turds and ovens again. That's in an old blog in case you are uniformed....and not a pleasant thought...its kind of like booking a clown for your twelve year olds party and having pogo show up.....unless it's a girl its not gonna be a happy birthday for ole junior. I don't even think Lysol would get rid of that fucking smell matter of fact, and what if...this is gonna sound bad....but its an honest question. What if it smelled good? Like a brownie or something? I wouldn't eat it so don't even ask my opinion, I wouldn't put a fucking turn in my oven to begin with but would certainly not entertain any thought of it being edible. I wouldn't even admit it smelled like brownies or chocolate cake...fuck I wouldn't even mention I had one in the oven id probably hire some gypsies to clean that shit out of there and when they were done....close the door behind them.......just kidding...but I bet you were like "Omfg I knew he was a Nazi! Motherfucking antisemitic motherfucking baby killing bastard" No sorry fucker's that come here to believe I write this shit because I have some kind of deficient brain or train of thought, sometimes I get one in there that's just too good to pass up. So why don't you go grab crystal ball and bandana then clean my oven as an apology?
This Blog brought to you by the color Fuchsia. Yes we are doing colors now Jew dont get your dradle in a wad honkey. See it's fun with racism week on the learner anex......and I helped :D
This Blog brought to you by the color Fuchsia. Yes we are doing colors now Jew dont get your dradle in a wad honkey. See it's fun with racism week on the learner anex......and I helped :D