Maybe we should go back to basics. Smoke cigarettes drink booze and go hoe hopping. Maybe just kick back and relish in the style that these motherfuckers picked up in the way back machine like their name was Mr. Peabody. I don't know where the sense of sensibility bit me but I think it has so I have to take a time out everyone once in a while to show that reality though I am a master of it....still holds no true chains on me. I can escape it just as well as any internet slum whore you see down on the corner of Madison and Orleans, though I choose to not to share this fate when I step back from the real, I still need a vacation every once in a while.
Speaking of vacation...why have I never had a psycho holiday like Pantera talked about.....I mean I've had some moments but in the scheme of things what the fuck is a moment...a metal band with a buxxom blonde singer that sounds kind of like kse....but thats beside the point. Where is my hangover style excursion into a strange land where you wake up missing teeth with a cock ring and a sixty three year old bride who wakes you up riding on a donkey you wont at the state fair after arm wrestling a spider monkey. I'm getting old FFS I got like twenty kids now...shits not gonna be up to fashion here in a couple of years....shit probably isn't now but that's why god gave us alcohol....to compensate for the pains of reality. It's a vital part of any holiday or reality bending magic carpet ride into Baghdad with an rps and pack of magnums. If you haven't...you should try it. It cures what ails you if you find the right combo....makes your dick bigger, makes you fuck better, fight better, sing better, makes you smarter...shit it's the fountain of youth. It'll cure what ails ya. Now if any of the manufacturers of this miracle medicine would like to sponsor this or any of my blogs....and throw in some product for testing I would be more than glad to include your product in my images on this blog, at work...in jail...driving......dying......you name it you got it for a small contribution of course.
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This blog not brought to you by anyone until someone gets out the fucking check book or sends me a money order, blow jobs dont hurt either.......