Sleep Aidz

You know what I hate now?  Other than everything in this world of course....naps.  I mean yeah I will take em but just like fucking really fat chicks it's not something any guy wants to admit unless your black or Mexican   So I layed down with the woman earlier just because I was in a rare be nice probably mood, so I could let her relax and put the hand on the baby etc.  

Yeah fuck you if you got something to say some things such as that are sacred to me.  Anyways then it happened....I feel asleep.  I woke up when people made noise like four times but the sandman's noose had me and just kept chokin the shit out me and putting me back under like your James Franco dental hygienist   Now I'm awake...like fully, at the time I should be damn near dead with the need for sleep...Fuck you nap monster now I'm going to be awake until noon.  The worst part for me?  There is nothing to do for someone with a schedule like myself before like seven pm outside work or sleep, on weekends....there is nothing.  I'm like Mumra I aint getting up unless for some reason I am summoned by the ancient spirits of evil or unless Asia Argento walks into the room topless.  Also if you do not know who that or the ancient spirits of evil are yo ass better call somebody....and get them to Google it. 
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