Ok so I used to have nightmares...a lot, probaly everyday for six or more months a couple years ago...dont ask me why. This is the one that gets me laughed at most, since it has as the title says The Devil with a cat face and a big Dracula cape on....anyways on to the dream. From the start it was odd...sittin at a huge table in a room like youd see in a movie...nice art on the walls, really fucking long table with probably 10 or more folks sitting there, seemed I knew em but I didnt just recognize em at the time. So I remember Looking down at my plate of spaghetti, and our host comes in. Now I thought it odd he had a cat face...and a Dracula cape...but initially dimissed it. Then...to my horror he started blithering in some crazy language and being all rude, gesturing yelling etc. So I wanting to eat my spaghetti and seeing noone else saying thing...started talking shit and told him to shut the fuck up....well about time I did that he got mad...ya a mad cat face...He just magically appeared behind me and only then did it dawn on me it was actually the devil I had just told to shut the fuck up...then he grabbed me by my head and arm and smashed my face in my spaghetti....repeatedly, I did try to fight back but well I couldnt do shit, he smashed my face in while talking shit, I tried to talk shit back but a face full of bloody noodles and hot sauce burning you dont help the shit talk. So he finally finished with the ass whuppin and I remember sitting there unable to even move and looking well fucking gay since I got my ass beat and face smashed in a plate of hot spaghetti about 50 times. Noone else of course spoke and I woke up quite disturbed. Dont ask me what Propted this dream. I just came to tell it so noone else finds need to hear it, as I dont find it nearly as entertaining as many others do.
And remember folks, bubble gum goes in your mouth not in your anus. Thank You.
And remember folks, bubble gum goes in your mouth not in your anus. Thank You.
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