My new anti new blog blog

So its late and I keep seeing these damned bullitens that say "NEW BLOG".  Dont ya think we will see it when we come to the page?  Is it some shocking news like Godzilla's attacking?  Hmm, where the dynamic sense of surprise?  Why the fuck am i even writting a new one in responce to the New Blog fad....I need to get drunk.  Yes that must be what it is...but that comes in due time...another bullet in the suicide chamber that has to wait.  Oh yes and life sucks, I know your probably having the time of your life here on myspace finding folks to axe murder and leave in small sandwich bags but thats too much fun for me.  Thank you and that is all.