Truday

Well today I was feeling optimistic…I almost took a nap at seven eleven…not the store…though I wouldn’t put that past me…just getting kidnapped…attempted ransom and murdered because everyone's broke would really suck ass.  No I was just messing about and I decided to ask in the most sarcastic way for a woman to tell me a story.   

Yeah as it happens they told one alright…they said I love you.  Then it was all laughs…since you know as a kid your told not to tell stories.  Stories…ie; lies.  Yes laughs indeed. Good I'm not fragile enough for that joke to effect me.  *slits wrist, while hanging in closet*

No but really people.  Its funny the way we want people to think and feel.  We talk about situations…you know what most of the time a fucking situation is….well it is nothing.  Its something someone cooks up to pull the wool over your eyes or others and suit an end.  Don’t want a situation?  Then don’t have one, say ah ok situation?  Are there hostages?  Only if you wanna be.  

So yeah…don’t be.  Just shoot yourself and hope you survive to sue and make money off the fact they didn’t fun the wall in time and due to governmental shutdown you got kidnapped and forced to shoot yourself since the ransom was too high. 

Or you were too high…but tell anyone that part.  Just blame someone else…I mean it is America for fucks sake.  

And don’t worry I love you America.  Fuck everyone that don’t.  If they don’t they can get the fuck out we got plenty of shitheads here already.  Or better yet they can stick some Oreo's up their ass and Ill let the cookie monster know.