Cognitive, not Cognac people. That comes later. Well....if I'm lucky...or if I'm getting lucky? Maybe that's the way to get lucky???Damn it why have I forsaken you Remy and Henny!
Oh well that's another thesis in and of itself. How about I talk about criticism. Which I did not have to auto correct or use spellcheck for....js. I'm all learning and shit now. Now I don't take on this subject due to someone saying anything about me....they can do that shit as they fuck themselves with a snake that spits bee's for whats its worth to me. Now I think I'm beating the same horse everyone that's out there has already....
EVERYONE. I MEAN EVERYONE.....can be a critic now. You get a camera and some basic skills to splice a video....and right to YouTube you go. Stupid ass opinion, condescending virgin logic and neanderthal enthusiasm to impress some sexual conquest attempt set to eleven. Yeah stop reading now if you heard this one before folks. I wont be mad...I might throw a brick through your window with Charlie Sheen's pee on it...but I wont be mad.
So you get these folks, and they like....live to talk shit. To be mad and just demean someones work. In movies, music, games, comics, cars....anything. Hey I don't blame some of the constructive ones. Not one bit....that's when you get a decent review and someone with some good one liners. But you cant put them in with the inbred sesame street have eyes motherfuckers I mentioned above.
Now you can say but you bitch about everything and like....criticize it all too! Yes. Yes I do. But...I can generally find something good or some reason by comparison to keep me from dragging knuckles into a comic shop and expecting to bang Mila Kunis. I mean....come on give me some credit?
Well then fuck you too. I will work on it I mean...and I appreciate your input...it was so.....thoughtful....wait...whats this behind my back???! Why certainly not a snake full of bees with HIV needles for fangs!
Ok all kidding aside. YouTube "reviewers", if you never had sex...please turn off the fucking camera. No one cares. If you don't have big titts and a nice smile when you try to be cool on Twitch they care even less. I guess It's negative five fucks given when you come on is what I mean. Oh and kill yourself. It would free up room for some legit shit to take the space up. I mean...I'm just saying.
Oh and if you want to say legal this and that over kill yourself? Well. I didn't make anyone a specific target now did I? But if your thinking that? Go back to that dumpster fire you call a life and eat a dick.
That's on fire.
Until Next time Ladies and Gents.....