Go back to English class children, that shit don't work on generation x. You cant cancel Chapelle, Eminem, the pope, Jesus, hell you can't even cancel me. Not that you would wan to. I know you want to cut on your light in a dark room and see me. Not gonna happen though cause I'm strait.
See I don't know when it became the norm to make everything androgynous. Used to be funny or work in some situations and movies...but now? You better appreciate a bearded lady dick and all in the bathroom with your wife and kids. You fucking better! If not they will write a strongly worded letter to someone! You better say she even if its Shaq in a wig! Respect got damn it!
None of that made a bit of fucking sense. That what its come to. You know they should cancel themselves since its zeroed in on the heterosexual agenda so hard....I mean without heterosexuals....who's gonna make more people? Who will you adopt children from? They don't grow on trees you know, and they don't just show up from a lab either. I guess your mad you cant have em out your butt. I guess it would be the reverse of what you try to do every night....might be a bit foreign.
So yeah go on attack us for not going back with some bad grammar to proclaim them r we it whatever the fuck you are now. Break it down easy like so many others have...you got a dick your a dude. You could look like a woman and that's all cool for you....but you ain't no lady, girl, chick whatever....your just a openly gay guy in the fucking closet.
Drop the bullshit, let people live their lives how they want to. We let you don't we? But that's the whole point...those with less, those will an agenda always want more. This isn't recompense, and your just waiting for it to blow up in you face like that plastic dick you man had attached does every night.
Give it up. Find a hole at the zoo and stick your dick in it...who knows maybe the gorilla on the other side will bite it off and save you some money. Then maybe....just maybe someone will mistake you for a woman.
Ok I'm done. I had about three hundred more lines but like Dennis Rodman i forgot em all while I was smoking meth with Kim Jong Un.
Keep it real folks. Gay is ok if you don't try to spread it like a religion, fuck it trans is ok if you just admit your trans and don't try to make the whole world your toilet. Do you, we do us...tha'ts the pronouns I was looking for. Not this curious georgeass bull shit you try to use to make us stick our heads in ovens.
Ok I'm out, close the door turn off the light when your done. Until next time, I remain your vigilant defender of conscious and moral ambiguity.