Pirates. What? You expected fucking clowns? This isn't a circus people. Well, ok this IS a circus....but not that kind...so keep you dick out of the mashed potatoes. Well, at least until after I got my share of em ok? Just call that extra you leave...."Gravy" . Hopefully not brown gravy though...cause then you and your doctor may need a serious talk.
Oh, well here we are....let me explain what i was saying above. You notice now with streaming and digital being all the rage how we have fucking data caps? Just putting this out here but...... The internet is now a resource that will will suddenly run out of! OMFG! Run! Loot! Pillage and rape! Hurry milk and bread!
NO. It isn't. Don't listen to the bullshit fucking reasons for caps. We didn't have em for what fifteen plus broadband years? Now we have them? Now that you killed off those disgusting terrible "Pirates"??? Now that everything could be the all you can eat smorgasbord we gotta pay per plate?
NAW son. That's not how we get down out chere. Tha fuck you thinkin. Oh wait...that's not all of it either...not that it's hotter than your aunt after a night at the bar....everyone wants a piece. Disney, DC comics, NBC, ABC....shit I need to get in on this bandwagon while it's a thing!
That's the point I'm moving toward. When these exclusives come around...and you need to spend to watch shows...The Office was one I saw that was stripped from streaming to go to....I won't lie I don't remember who has the rights....but they will be showing it only.....That is when you find an issue. You don't just have Netflix and Hulu....you have twenty others....all for five to fifteen a month.
This is where the Pirates they hoped went extinct will be missed. Or will see a resurgence. Vpn's will be a hot commodity again, not just for your dark net and sick crazy zoo porn needs anymore.....no for your bit torrent clients again. These people will get the exclusive shows...and though you have a data cap...you can pay the no cap fee since you won't have thirteen subs coming out of your account a month.
So again....the dregs become needed....and then folks will be back on that....back to burning dvd's or...better still this is the future....blu ray disc full of seasons.
Nice try guys....streaming killed the pirate and now the pirate comes back like Guy Fawkes to save the day.
NO. It isn't. Don't listen to the bullshit fucking reasons for caps. We didn't have em for what fifteen plus broadband years? Now we have them? Now that you killed off those disgusting terrible "Pirates"??? Now that everything could be the all you can eat smorgasbord we gotta pay per plate?
NAW son. That's not how we get down out chere. Tha fuck you thinkin. Oh wait...that's not all of it either...not that it's hotter than your aunt after a night at the bar....everyone wants a piece. Disney, DC comics, NBC, ABC....shit I need to get in on this bandwagon while it's a thing!
That's the point I'm moving toward. When these exclusives come around...and you need to spend to watch shows...The Office was one I saw that was stripped from streaming to go to....I won't lie I don't remember who has the rights....but they will be showing it only.....That is when you find an issue. You don't just have Netflix and Hulu....you have twenty others....all for five to fifteen a month.
This is where the Pirates they hoped went extinct will be missed. Or will see a resurgence. Vpn's will be a hot commodity again, not just for your dark net and sick crazy zoo porn needs anymore.....no for your bit torrent clients again. These people will get the exclusive shows...and though you have a data cap...you can pay the no cap fee since you won't have thirteen subs coming out of your account a month.
So again....the dregs become needed....and then folks will be back on that....back to burning dvd's or...better still this is the future....blu ray disc full of seasons.
Nice try guys....streaming killed the pirate and now the pirate comes back like Guy Fawkes to save the day.
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