I say it a lot...I talk about this...but do I really? I mean...it just comes down to everyone consuming everything...and getting handed more...and a lot of it is shitty now. How about I just go down that dark road....so of course I still have about thirty side avenues I can take later to keep my brand alive.....and smelling like a super sweeet sewer rose.
I just hit on the streaming shit and how they wanted to kill pirates....and blamed them for a glut of net usage.....which I wasn't aware was a finite resource....like water right?? I mean it's not like its just there....or that water covers seventy five percent of the fucking earth and falls out of the got damn sky....I mean...NEVER!
Yeah. See. They already got ya. Back to subject though, I'm just too old school I suppose now...I see things that are great...spectacular....and I see some that are utter shit off the bottom of my shoe. The later is far more common these days. It's kind of like a prophesy....we get to live in the last days...oh nos! Then I wonder last days for what? Human decency and truth in advertising? That shits always been a lie....both of em....but wait!
Ok I know I was being vague as hell there. I got a couple examples...I will just use movies for easy reference, or rather...properties? I don't know...you are more affluent than I...jump in anytime here....someone.....ok no? Fine. One thing I keep seeing that is just the ruin of an empire *pun not intended* is Star Wars and its franchise. Who the fuck is coming up with this shit? I mean....I see the idea's for the new stuff and id rather smell the side turds off a gorillas ass. What in the fuck? Then they wonder why the critical acclaim is just....critical now?
Ok with that dumpster shit fire touched on....and my hands no doubt burned and smelling like a Disney executives breath....I give you Once Upon a Time In Hollywood.....this is the other side of the coin....but as always...it seems they borrowed the coin from two face. Oh whats he got to say now you wonder? Well........
It was a spectacular movie in the overall. Nothing was wrong, written bad acted badly...it was so perfect. So why complain any? Well, partly my fault I went while a bit under the weather...and the movie is about...oh Three Fucking Hours long. That is the one caveat to it.
Tarantino know's he can get away with that....he knows he can pull his dick out and stroke it and no ones going to say anything....just oh my beautiful! Genius! Yes true sir....but have just a little bit of humility or decency? Cut twenty minutes off that shit. Save it for the directors cut. \par
Wait wait....I never talked about the movies content? Nope. I wont, go see it. It is fantastic....just as I said a bit too long. Tarantino is the long story long guy....but this movie was brilliant and worth seeing. Kind of like Blade Runner 2049 which I talked about before....great but a bit self serving...though I will say this one is not so much fluffing itself through cinematography....it is indeed all story.
So....to close this out.....get a drink...maybe some Marlboro's and runny eggs.....bacon on the side....extra floppy...then head out to the early show....that way you can be back home for dinner.\par
But really, go on and see it. Great movie, complain it's too long too....I wont blame you. Anyone that sees it outside some hipster connoisseur wont either.