Man what to say....my worlds got shattered again...I got so many things going and now I got no where to put em.  I started tie up loose ends in life like the band on your depends, but shit still spills out the sides.....and
you know what?  It still stinks.

How many times we gotta hit this same damn pot hole.  How many times we gonna smoke off the same pipe and get the same hepatitis x?  If you forget history your doomed to repeat it right?  No?  Ah I forgot…you got to be able to read to learn history….wait no. Again I apologize….comprehend is a better word…or was that to many consonants for you Pat Sajak?

So I got that drip.  No cap.  Yeah I know...old dog and all right?  Still barking motherfuckers.  Yeah you thought I was down for the count, this work shit got me wet but still smellin like the king. 

Bases loaded...bottom of the ninth.....wait...I don't like fucking baseball.  I can't throw a football anymore...run a mile?  Do I look like want to be in a commercial for cardiac arrest?  I guess I got on a roll...I had another crisis and this time this shit is infinite, like Dc comics written by Eminem.
So why don't we just gon on and set some records straight like a protractor....

No need for some fancy glasses to see whats going on.  Oh wait just for reference go on and smash that cancel button now.  Yeah, I know I never seemed up on the times but that is the world we live in today. So without wasting anymore time lets get it on. (Figure of speech....not literal...unless your looking....and got beer...and aren't a dude...or identify as some odd pronoun....wait nvm too much shit to even figure out)

I know you see the title and your nerdsomeness gets all excited....no I'm not talking about computer talk.  No numbers....just . And I don't mean .'s.  So what then?! Are you exasperated yet....maybe a little desperate?  Well join the club...it's open door membership until October.

Man its cold out here ain't it?  Not dating myself there am I?  I mean...masturbation technically isn't dating is it?  If that was the case then you would be cheating when the wife is out of the town.........I mean...to a lesser degree than when she goes in the other room and the baby sitter comes in...but I digress.

Man was I hyped up to come on here and plop down another blog, I was just gonna push it out like that shit you have to take when you ate like three value meals at McDonald's, drank a cup of coffee and smoked three cigarettes. 

Sick?  Tired?  Coughing?  Well take this purple pill...blue pill....erm...yellow?  Blue green?  Shit just take the pill already.  I mean it's not gonna inoculate you to anything except life, happiness, success....